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DEATHMACHINE
« on: August 14, 2017, 12:08:13 PM »
CHARACTER INFORMATION

NAME: DEATHMACHINE (Fear him, rn!)
D.O.B.: Unknown (Though, birthday presents are welcome on September 3rd, yearly.)
HEIGHT: (in feet) 6’6”
WEIGHT: (in lbs) 300lbs.
TWITTER @: https://twitter.com/D3ATHMACH1N3
NICKNAME(S): DEATHMACHINE, LOVEMACHINE, JAKESTOLEMYCAPSMACHINE, and of course, PURPLEMANGROUP
PICTURE BASE: Masked Rob Riggle (Handsome pictures only, but that’s an easy, because he’s so easy on the eyes.)
ENTRANCE MUSIC: "I Fink U Freeky" by Die Antwoord
BIRTHPLACE: Summit of Mount Everest (The lack of oxygen didn’t affect him tho.)
FIGHT VENUE: Mostly departments of his local Walmart. Though all the references to Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat has now made him question his venues. So now he’s thinking the top of a mountain surrounded by fire and maybe machine guns. Lots of explosions and maybe even the guy who played Rambo all “raaawwwwww!” shooting at Brian Dennehy. Don’t push DEATHMACHINE. He just wants to eat and probably has a big knife. (You don’t pronounce the K in knife, did you know that?)
ALIGNMENT/TENDENCIES: He’s honorable, noble, and really nice to hang out with. He’s pretty good at card tricks, so maybe that means he’s deceitful, but he can barely spell the word, so probs not. He’s a sensitive person who likes to look into a pretty girl’s eyes and probably wonder what she looks like naked--but he won’t tell her that. He’s not like IP Man, because when he downloads pirated movies like ‘The Emoji Movie’ he uses a VPN. So he might be a VPN Man. (Also, the Emoji Movie is terrible.) But ultimately he mainly breaks watermelons, but he gets an employee discount, so it’s cool.



FIGHTING STYLE: Punching, trying not to cry.
SPECIALIZATION(S):Endurance & Not being a habitual masturbator.
STRENGTHS: Strong chin, handsome, polite, green friendly.
WEAKNESSES: Easily distracted by food, women, and bright lights.
PERSONALITY / GIMMICK: DEATHMACHINE, duh.
BIOGRAPHY: Not much is known about the DEATHMACHINE. He lives with his friend Brick Ramrock and also friend Ty Lukas, but they don’t talk much. DEATHMACHINE is a rogue. Kind of like Logan, before he went and got old and died. DEATHMACHINE cried and wasn’t  a huge fan of the little wolverine girl, but hopes that she will grow up to be pretty hot. He has his fingers crossed. He was right about Hermione, so ya know. Boooinnggg!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: He won a title somewhere, but can’t remember. He’s also one of three to finish the famed old 76er steak, but he had a mild stroke afterwords. (By stroke, refer back to ‘habitual masturbator’ part.)
ATTIRE / APPEARANCE: Singlet, awesome. Acqua di Gio, handsome. Great teeth.


MOVESET
Clothesline
Punch
Kick
Another punch
Clothesline again
Maybe a European uppercut, but he doesn’t have a passport, so he can’t commit
Piledriver
Bear hug
Suplex
Something he calls “The Thumb”


SIGNATURE MOVES: DDT, Bodyslam, Elbow Drop, Rest holds, and another DDT to even things out.
FINISHER(S): Titty twister submission, “DEATHTWIST” & Shove move “DEATHSHOVE”


MANAGER INFORMATION

NAME: None
PICTURE BASE: None
PERSONALITY TRAITS AND TENDENCIES: None
INTERFERENCE/INVOLVEMENT TENDENCIES: None
(Not to be confused with Nun. Religion makes him uncomfortable.)


HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME: J
AGE: 36
CONTACT DETAILS: DM the DM, y’all.